I will not get dressed until I have finished getting all the animals safe mummy. There is a flood coming.
*SMASH*
Lil G found it incredibly funny to keep smashing these hulk hands into my bum cheeks on Sunday.
To you that may sound funny, and for just a little bit it was however as the day continued it really hurt.
Mainly because my ass was really hurting from all the lunges and squats I had done that morning at my Caveman class.
He knew this too. I am still wondering if he and Mr H had planned this.
Do pop over to BrummyMummyof2 to see all the other Wickedness …
Wow, is it really the last #WickedWednesday of 2014? For this weeks offering I really don’t have anything so wicked, well not in the way our gorgeous boy looks or a face he is pulling. What I do have for you is a little story about what he did seconds after I snapped this photo…
As we approached the @HLCupcake stand in Selfridges I was hoping Lil G was going to choose one of the less so expensive cupcakes, and when I say less so I mean a whopping £2.75. Eek. Oh no, Lil G went for a Snowman. Can you guess how much this little cutie was? Let me tell you. It was a mahoosive £3.50. I can hear the shrieks. Wait, there is more to come. Lil G went on to bite the Snowman’s head off and then said ‘I don’t want anymore, you eat it mummy’. Oh my goodness. Well that would have been super if I hadn’t spent £2.75 on my own cupcake! Double Eek.
Now if that isn’t Wicked I don’t know what is.
You know you’re the parent of a toddler when the meltdown happens.
Just one of those moments which went on for 20 minutes … Thankfully we were at home.
I tried my best to stay out-of-the-way but after hearing the consistent scream and sob for 20 minutes I made my way upstairs to find that this dramatic Lil G ruining the karma in my dressing room. Dam you child and your little ways. We call them Georgeisms.
And all because of a tag on one of his teddy’s. Eek